Thanks to an error at a processing facility, debits against accounts at RBC Centura were multiplied by a factor of 256! So, if you bought a $10 lunch, your account was charged $2,560.

Needless to say, I was shocked when I woke up this morning.

Apparently, other banks were affected as well. Some people are reporting the problem has been resolved, but others are still way in the red (including ours).

Friday the 13th, indeed!

Watch this until the very end or you’ll miss the best part.

Awesome.

Here are Atlantis and Endeavour on the pad simultaneously. Endeavour and her four person standby crew will serve as a rescue ship in the unlikely event that it becomes necessary. Atlantis is on more risky mission to repair the Hubble telescope in which seeking refuge at the International Space Station is not an option.

Nothing further.

Please consider occasionally having it on your buffet.

Seriously, how hard would it be?

Thank You.

Zack Rippy

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Well, schools all over the country are eliminating competitive games (such as tag) from recess both for “safety” and to prevent damaging the delicate self-esteem of our children – not to mention the elimination of the honor roll and other constructions that pit students against one another.

It’s a wonder anyone ever made it through school. How did our fragile little minds ever survive?

What fun. If you check back and see parked page, ugly page or no page, things will be back to normal…eventually.

If your answer is anything other than NO, then you fail epically.

As a kid, could there be anything cooler than finding a treasure map, fighting bad guys and saving your neighborhood? Well, that’s The Goonies. In a word? Awesome. I watched it all the way through recently for the first time in years.

You should definitely sit back, remember what it was like to be a kid, and check it out. You won’t regret it.

Until then, kill some time with these Youtube clips:

Original Theatrical Trailer
Chunk’s Confession
The Truffle Shuffle
Octopus Deleted Scene
Snack Shop Deleted Scene (horrible quality)
Data Deleted Scene (horrible quality)

Also, if you ever want to create your own treasure map, it’s actually quite simple.

My mom made many with us when we were kids.

First of all, you need some beige copy paper. Draw your map (lots of examples here). Pour a thin level of plain vinegar into a baking pan. Lay the map in the vinegar and let it soak in for a few minutes. Stick it in the oven on broil. Wait for the vinegar to evaporate. You should see the map start to look aged, crinkled, etc. Finally, take it out of the oven and burn/singe the edges with a match or liter. That’s it. You have a treasure map! Hours of fun are guaranteed.**

**I am not responsible if you burn your house down, burn yourself or end up with a map that is lame.

The best I’ve seen?

YouTube.

If you clicked on any of the “Featured Videos” on their homepage today, you were redirected to a Rickroll.

For those who haven’t “had the pleasure,” a rickroll is when someone posts a supposedly relevant and/or informative link online, but it is actually just a link to Rick Astley’s amazing “Never Gonna Give You Up” video.

YouTube = winner.

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If you plan to vote for Barack Obama because Oprah Winfrey or Dave Matthews supports him, please do not vote.

If you plan to vote for Mike Huckabee because Chuck Norris supports him, please do not vote.

If you plan to vote for Hillary Clinton because Steven Spielberg or Barbara Streisand supports her, please do not vote.

If you plan to vote for Mitt Romney because Donnie or Marie Osmond supports him, please do not vote.

If you plan to vote for John McCain because Sylvester Stallone supports him, please do not vote.

Celebrity endorsements are dumb. People who vote based on them are dumber.