Zack Rippy

If your state is having its presidential primary today, please go vote. A quick note though:

If you plan to vote for Barack Obama because Oprah Winfrey or Dave Matthews supports him, please do not vote.

If you plan to vote for Mike Huckabee because Chuck Norris supports him, please do not vote.

If you plan to vote for Hillary Clinton because Steven Spielberg or Barbara Streisand supports her, please do not vote.

If you plan to vote for Mitt Romney because Donnie or Marie Osmond supports him, please do not vote.

If you plan to vote for John McCain because Sylvester Stallone supports him, please do not vote.

Celebrity endorsements are dumb. People who vote based on them are dumber.

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